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Keeping your small business or SME afloat is a tricky proposition. Lucky for you, SEO North Sydney is here to help keep the sharks at bay!

Punch Poll Malcolm Turnbull

23/5/2016

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Thanks for popping by and visiting punchmalcolmturnbull.com.au. A fun little website we built to help Australians get through the monotony of yet another Australian federal election. Naturally when it comes to which leader will make the best PM, Malcolm Turnbull or Bill Shorten, we here at SEO North Sydney are completely neutral. So please don't take the Punch Malcolm Turnbull site to heart, or treat the subject matter too seriously. It's just a bit of satirical fun when all's said and done. And we hope it put a smile on your face and lightened up your day :)​   ​

​Put Words into Malcolm's Mouth While Australia Punches Him!

In the spirit of friendly political rivalry, we invite you to vote on what you would like Malcolm to say when he's being pummeled by Australia. And also invite you to suggest some words yourself (in the comments below). We'll then add the funny ones to the poll. And once the voting has been tallied up, we'll get Malcolm to 'speak' the winning words when the biffo is happening!

Please remember that if you're suggesting something for Malcolm to say, do your best to keep it clean (this is a family site after all), in the spirit of fun, and to keep it to 5 words or less.
20 Comments
Maude Lynne
10/6/2016 11:00:15 pm

Even when I'm wrong I'm right!

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Tony
11/6/2016 01:17:39 am

But I'm a feminist!

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Judy Shelley
11/6/2016 06:04:29 am

I hate poor people - don't care less if they live or die ! I love rich people - lets give all the money to them and let the poor rot in hell !

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james whioke
11/6/2016 09:01:43 am

PLEASE PUNCH JOHN KEYS ,I RECKON HE GETS HIT OVER 3000000 IN ONE DAY

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veloaficionado
11/6/2016 01:43:16 pm

"Top hats and champers! Caviar! Slaves! Hegemony!"

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Mix
11/6/2016 02:03:45 pm

But what did I ever do to you?
I promise I'll stop saying "jobs and growth"!

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Adamoffred
11/6/2016 04:52:35 pm

We ran out of food once or twice growing up,we had to eat money for dinner!

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Mary
11/6/2016 09:02:46 pm

Peasants! Damn peasants!

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Emma
12/6/2016 12:29:46 am

JOBS & GROWTH!

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Fay Smith
12/6/2016 03:41:37 pm

Where were the truffles sourced father. Not by peasants please.

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Christine
12/6/2016 07:40:56 pm

I only say things to get into power. You're really living in fantasy land if you think your welfare is of concern to me.

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Trilby
29/6/2016 11:36:12 pm

But I'm not Tony Abbott!

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Phoebe
1/7/2016 02:30:31 pm

Plebiscite! Plebiscite! Plebiscite!

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Phill
1/7/2016 02:40:59 pm

reaganomics works

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Mick
1/7/2016 10:50:53 pm

The fake tradie was not my idea.

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Stew
2/7/2016 08:22:01 am

Fake Tradie = Fake PM!

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Stew
2/7/2016 08:25:41 am

C'mon, shorten the experience!

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Daniel
2/7/2016 11:07:06 am

Blow jobs and growth

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Allan
3/7/2016 09:58:49 am

Lucky I'm rich enough to not need Medicare

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David
3/7/2016 10:20:15 am

What, me a turncoat?

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    Brian M Logan is an on-line marketing, SEO and copywriting expert with over 15 years' experience in the web and over 20 years' experience with the written word. 

    This blog is primarily designed for entrepreneurs and business owners, with a specific focus on helping Small Businesses and SMEs gain greater market share via online search strategies. Without breaking the bank.

    As a screenwriter and novelist repped out of Hollywood by one of the world's 'Big 3' agencies, Brian also adds the occasional creative writing sample to this blog (when the mood strikes him), by way of a change of pace.

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