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Punch Poll Bill Shorten

2/6/2016

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Thanks for popping by and visiting punchbillshorten.com.au. A fun little website we built to help Australians get through the monotony of yet another Australian federal election. Naturally when it comes to which leader will make the best PM, Malcolm Turnbull or Bill Shorten, we here at SEO North Sydney are completely neutral. So please don't take the Punch Bill Shorten site to heart, or else treat the subject matter too seriously. It's just a bit of satirical fun when all's said and done. And we hope it put a smile on your face and lightened up your day :)​   

Put Words into Bill's Mouth While Australia Punches Him!

In the spirit of friendly political rivalry, we invite you to vote on what you would like Bill to say when he's being pummeled by Australia. And also to invite you to suggest some words yourself (in the comments below). We'll add any funny ones to the poll. And once the voting has been tallied up, we'll get Bill to speak the winning words when the biffo is happening!

Please remember that if you're suggesting something for Bill to say, do your best to keep it clean (this is a family site after all), in the spirit of fun, and to keep it to 5 words or less..
20 Comments
John Otten
5/6/2016 06:31:22 pm

I will print money if we need it I call my secret election tree.

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Michelle Hartley
5/6/2016 10:11:04 pm

could we please have a punch Malcolm Turnbull, Chris Pyne(oh please), Julie Bishop, Morrison and of course Barnaby, (johnny Dep would love that one). All of the LNP in fact, we have suffered enough, it is time for pay back, can't wait for the election.

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SEO North Sydney
6/6/2016 11:24:21 am

Here you go, Michelle.

http://punchmalcolmturnbull.com.au/

Enjoy! :)

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Heather
8/6/2016 11:04:45 pm

Better even the score. They're both bad choices for Leader of any Party.

Cheilah
11/6/2016 07:35:30 am

Can we please punch Pyne'y? His finger curls , need I say more?

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jack
3/7/2016 11:10:35 pm

Cant wait an economic downturn vote labour

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Christine
5/6/2016 10:51:11 pm

Take your pick of the following :)

I don't know what I said ...
I know nuffink ..
I'll stop the boats ..snigger

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BillK
10/6/2016 08:14:44 am

I don't know what she said...but I agree with it.

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Pete
2/3/2017 09:30:09 am

Bill shortens everyfing: fink; vis; vat; free-firty etc etc.
He has shortened his first name from William to Bill.
His middle name is Richard, so it's time for him to shorten that one to Dick.
He can then refer himself as Bill Dick Shorten.

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paa
6/6/2016 09:02:55 pm

I'm only ape-ing a statesman I might Mackak my pants if I don't agree with everything Mrs G( orilla) says.

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Peter
7/6/2016 05:46:34 pm

Can we have one for Sarah Hansson Dumb saying Sea Patrol is real

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Andrew Thaler
7/6/2016 10:39:45 pm

I wheely twooly care about hard working Australians..

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Larry
8/6/2016 03:31:38 pm

Is that the best you can do Hit me again

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Heather
8/6/2016 11:01:29 pm

I'd take a King hit but Mal's only a pretender!

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jack
3/7/2016 11:12:29 pm

Mals the man wuth the money the real man that takes real risks bill is just the face of the unions,...... a pig full of hot air

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will
1/7/2016 02:39:36 pm

make him say "save medicare". he won't stop ont hat BS on tv so may as well make hitting him for it funnier.

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Greg
1/7/2016 02:52:54 pm

how about these two:
Hit me - Anything for the Unions!
Governance? Who needs it?!!

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jenni
1/7/2016 05:34:56 pm

How can an ugly mug like me end up with something as good looking as that?

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Phil
2/7/2016 12:02:05 am

I said you're TurnBULL

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jack
3/7/2016 11:08:04 pm

Unions make my day without them I die

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    This blog is primarily designed for entrepreneurs and business owners, with a specific focus on helping Small Businesses and SMEs gain greater market share via online search strategies. Without breaking the bank.

    As a screenwriter and novelist repped out of Hollywood by one of the world's 'Big 3' agencies, Brian also adds the occasional creative writing sample to this blog (when the mood strikes him), by way of a change of pace.

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