DISGRUNTLED AUSTRALIAN VOTER
PUNCHES MALCOLM TURNBULL IN THE FACE!
It's an Australian Federal Punch Up!
Australia showed the PM that we’re mad as hell and we’re not gonna take it anymore!”.
Political blogger and three times Eastern Suburbs bridge champion, (Captain) Bruce Tabernacle Watkins-Drummond, from the Sydney suburb of Vaucluse, was quick to respond when questioned about the up-coming ‘Australian Federal Punch-Up’:
less punches than the honourable Member for Wentworth!”
Predicting the Result of the Federal Election
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