Want to Pimp Your Ride With a Power Link from Forbes? Better Think Again!

So I'm looking into extending my SEO company's reach, using non-traditional channels, when I come across an article on the always erudite website: Forbes.com. An article from a (US) SEO company that is obviously using the platform to pimp their SEO-ride. So I get to thinking...how do I get articles on Forbes? My writing ability and SEO knowledge married with the reach of Forbes? That's got to be a union made in Heaven!

Then I see the pricing structure...

Needless to say I have decided it's better for both parties if we go our separate ways. Because if a fella has to pay US$100,000 a month for a roll in the hay with Forbes, then I'm pretty sure she's not going to be doing it because she loves me for me...

And besides which, leaving cash on the bedside dresser on the way out sounds sooooooo tacky!